(Read or Don’t. I’m Still Writing.)

Hello. Hello. Hello.

First of all this book is written by a Gen-Z author with a deeply rotten brain. We call it brainrot, and no, there is no cure. If that already scares you, this is your sign to exit quietly. THERE'S THE DOOR B**TH.

You will find lines in this book that sound like things you’d say to your friends while stealing food from their lunchbox, oversharing at 2 a.m., or doing questionable things together that absolutely should not be discussed in public. That is intentional. That is the vibe.

This book is not for people who think they are Shakespeare’s long-lost child and demand profound symbolism, divine prose, and a life-altering plot because their own life lacks one (ewww boring english) . If you go around books hunting for reasons to leave hate comments, congratulations you have too much free time.

And since I’ve mentioned hate comments already, let me be clear

You are free to leave them.

That is literally all you can do.

Becoz this is my book.

I will write it how I like it.

With zero interest in pleasing people who were never the target audience anyway.

Read it. Enjoy it. Or don’t.

Either way, I’m still writing.